Wednesday 26 October 2016

KINDER SURPRISING

KINDER SURPRISING

Can we have a Captain America toy
Do you think - to hang from our tree?
We keep on getting green goblins
Which seems quite suspicious to me

At the last count we’ve got half a dozen
Green gobbling in their small purple hats
Two Spideys, two Hulks, and four Iron Men
But still there’s no sign of the Cap…!

The office is getting quite distracted
In tracking down chocolate ovoids
But if we don’t get hold of a Captain
The whole universe might get destroyed

Though one of their children now has two
He seems to be very fond of the pair
So swapsies aren’t going to be forthcoming
Cap-seeking is now bringing despair…

Now, Kinder, that I’ve got your attention
Here’s something that I really can’t bear
To sell your branded boxes not containing
Three branded eggs seems deeply unfair



Martin A W Holmes, October 2016



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