BUTTOCK MY B's

BUTTOCK MY B’s

I’m in too much rush

I write far too fast

It seems I’m not fussed

If my memories will last

I NEED TO DUTTOCK MY D’s

OR THEY LOOK JUST LIKE D’s

I NEED TO NOUNTAIN MY N’s

OR THEY LOOK JUST LIKE N’s

Though I write in small caps

They’re none too precise

To write things more slowly

Would be sound advice

I NEED TO LOUCUT MY U’s

OR THEY LOOK JUST LIKE U’s

I NEED TO CUCVE MY C’s

OR THEY LOOK JUST LIKE C’s

My unfinished letters

Are no better than scrawl

I look back at my notes

I can’t read them at all

I NEED TO CMBCLLISH MY C’s

OR THEY LOOK JUST LIKE C’s

I NEED TO IQUIGGLE MY I’s

OR THEY LOOK JUST LIKE I’s

More patience is needed

When I write things down

Otherwise when I read them

My notes cause a frown

I NEED TO CONUERGE MY U’s

OR THEY LOOK JUST LIKE U’s

I NEED TO DIVERSIFT MY T’s

OR THEY LOOK JUST LIKE T’s

If I like words so much

Why write them so wild?

I’ve seen better handwriting

By a four-year-old child

NACTIN A U HOLNCI, OCTODCC 2016