Friday 4 March 2016

SCUTTLE 040216

"Looks like the villain scuttled the scuttle whilst we were scuttling through the scuttle, Watson" said Holmes, helpfully.

The Admiral had a cunning plan
It wasn't all that subtle -
Three times around the Isle of Man
Then order the fleet to scuttle

"Scuttle" (from Kelvin Clone) - the exclusive fragrance that we're selling by the bucketload

The solicitors
Scuttle, Scuttle and Scuttle
Filled up, ran... and sank

...and, before his memory sinks without trace, let us remember Benny Hill, and his much-loved character, Fred Scuttle.

Scuttle -
°A container like an open bucket (usually to hold and carry coal).
°(Construction) a hatch that provides access to the roof from the interior of a building.
°To deliberately sink a ship or boat by order of the commander, rather than by enemy action.
°To move hastily, to scurry.

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