"Individually, Watson" mused Holmes over breakfast one morning "we're both useful, but together, we're a moiety combination!"
The high-ups and the mighty
Talk of the big society -
Never knowing just how shitey
Life gets for the other moiety
Talk of the big society -
Never knowing just how shitey
Life gets for the other moiety
"Moiety" (from Kelvin Clone) - the fragrance that... Ah, you don't know the half of it.
The Shoveller twins;
They're two halves that make a hole -
Dig moiety...!
They're two halves that make a hole -
Dig moiety...!
Moiety is the spice of half-life
Variety may be the spice of life, but moiety is learning to share it; it has a little less seasoning, but far better flavour.
(n) : Half; a share or portion
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