Tuesday 18 November 2014

HOLIDAY, NOVEMBER 2014 (03)

NOVEMBER 01 (Cont’d)

And so, eventually, we staggered, stiff and cramped, from our flying sardine tin, and untwisted our bodies as we made our way through the labyrinth of passages and shopping outlets that made up our destination airport and, after some time, found ourselves at the strangely familiar baggage carousel that we suddenly recollected vividly from previous excursions, despite having forgotten all about it – as most of us do with these ultimately trivial little details - in the intervening years.

It was something about the scrape marks on the angled metal plates from where they move around the curve that seemed suddenly very familiar… perhaps from the several decades spent watching it go around and around from that time our luggage got lost and ended up in Denver.

Yes, I have some baggage that is more well-travelled than I am.

Still, this time at least, our bags actually showed up as we hoped if not expected and we wearily wheeled them out of the arrivals hall and out into a warm autumnal evening in search of a taxi rank.

Soon after this, we paid an Asian-American taxi driver several dollars for the privilege of letting us sit in the back of his vast yellow car for a while whilst I tried to adjust to the fact that he seemed to be sitting on the wrong side of the car to be driving it to one of only two hotels which we had pre-booked before leaving home.

It’s only when you pay someone a seemingly huge amount of cash to deliver you to a disappointing hotel which is located – for your own convenience - just outside the airport perimeter, that you come to appreciate how vast international airports really are.

However, we were safely delivered and soon checked in, getting the room next to the fire escape that CSI: Miami used to always call the “Murder Room” (because of the quick and easy escape route) discovering that the light in the bathroom didn’t seem to work and, less alarmingly, that the TV didn’t work either.

As we wouldn’t be watching any TV for the entire fortnight unless one happened to be on in somewhere we were eating, this was no loss, but I did wonder whether anyone would ever report it and it happened to be one that nobody ever bothered looking at…?

After a moment of contemplation, we decided that, given that domestic flights serve little in the way of food, we’d better eat, and we decided to risk Room Service, which my Beloved bravely called, ordering a chicken sandwich with a side of salad for herself and a less imaginative burger with a side of fries for myself.

Within the allotted twenty minutes, a gentleman appeared with a trolley and brought in a tray bearing four covered plates, we tipped him, and off he went. It was only after he’d gone that we realised that the side orders were actually on the plates with the main order, and that they had delivered – and charged – for burgers for three.

A swift telephone call sorted out the fact that they’d brought too much food, and another call informed us that our bill had been adjusted accordingly, but there was still the tricky matter of those two extra meals to be dealt with.

They told us to leave them outside the room on the tray along with our used plates, leftovers (because the chicken sandwich was, apparently, disappointingly rubbery), and cutlery, and so another unwanted element got added to the vast amount of food waste that the world produces, I had a pang of guilt – although not a pang that pricked at me enough to eat three meals – knowing that those leftovers were unlikely to get eaten by anybody.


And so the tray was eventually left outside as instructed and, after a swift call to let the house management know that we had done so, it was whisked away by the hotel cleaning pixies as we finally staggered to bed after a very long day and grabbed as surprisingly extended number of hours sleep.

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