A poem with a very short sell-by date...
SPLICING
I’ve never watched a
Royal Wedding
I’ve not seen a Royal
Splicing me
Though one may have been
on next door’s telly
When she made me lunch
in seventy-three
I always try to be out
somewhere
Away from the maddening
crowds
Trying to track down birds
to watch
Or photographing the
clouds
In eighty-one my sister
and I
To open fields and
countryside
Headed out in her dark blue
Mazda
To avoid any blushing
brides
The rest I’ve never seen
at all
The gushing nonsense
makes me switch off
I can never really
understand why
There’s such interest in
a bunch of toffs
The whole shebang kind
of passes over me
Throughout even the
planning stages
Although all those media
fixations
Can trigger my
occasional rages
Because it does get
rather tiresome
Hearing pundits without
remorse
Assess a smiling walking
uterus
As if she’s a brood mare
clotheshorse
When big brother married
what’s-her-face
Probably now several
years ago
We had other birthday
celebrations that day
So we really didn’t want
to know
I’ve never watched a
Royal Wedding
I’ve not seen a Royal
Splicing me
It’s really not the sort
of thing
That would be likely to
interest me
There’s always stuff on
the telly afterwards
That becomes more
difficult to ignore
Although the “Off”
switch proves rather handy
I find I’m using it more
and more
The whole darn thing gets
much ignored
Despite being sort of
vaguely aware
That this whole nonsense
will be going on
No doubt sometime soon
somewhere
I get so out of the
nonsense loop
Until it got mentioned
at work yesterday
This time round I hadn’t
realised
That this splicing gig
was on Saturday
So I won’t be glued to
the telly
Or found outside waving
little cheap flags
I’m more likely to put a
box set on
Or be in Tesco filling
shopping bags
I’ve never watched a
Royal Wedding
I’ve not seen a Royal
Splicing me
You can bet a grape to a
gooseberry
That I won’t be starting
with Harry
MAWH,
May 2018
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