Friday 7 March 2014

PIE WEEK


I actually went out during the evening in the middle of the week which is, as you might already know, something of a rarity and an event well worthy of, if not exactly shouting about, certainly allowing myself to cough out a mild “Ahem!” before hanging out the metaphorical bunting for it, and generally tooting somewhat loudly and annoyingly upon the striped cardboard kazoo that lurks inside my mind.

Granted, I picked up my Beloved from the train straight from work and headed off to the pub with her, and we were home slightly after seven o’clock, but in and of itself, despite being a small step back out into the world, this was still a giant leap for us.

This was all because it was “National Pie Week” and the various pubs, restaurants, shops and pie-makers of this great land of ours had come together during a week already associated with another Great British Food Institution – “Pancake Day” – and the start of the period of Lent, which is, of course, usually associated with a certain amount of restraint, to celebrate the general brilliance that is the Great British Pie.

On reflection, perhaps they might have chosen a better week.

Anyway, for the particular pub/restaurant that we headed off towards, their marketing had obviously paid dividends because without their electronic mailshot, I probably would not have even noticed that “National Pie Week” or “British Pie Week” (or whatever it was that they chose to call it) was actually happening.

In fact, I actually thought that they were making it up, that this was merely some kind of made up marketing nonsense, a ploy designed to artificially build up trade, but, a brief internet search proved that, despite some confusion over what it is actually referred to as, “Pie Week” itself is actually a “thing” and so, when the email turned up, our venture out into the world of pie-eating was almost guaranteed.

This is the double-edged result of being on a mailing list from one of your favourite eateries. It’s all very well to fill in the little card at the end of the evening because you’ve had a great evening, but your inbox will then get occasional notifications of other potentially great evenings that you hadn’t previously even considered, which can seem quite tempting, and end up dipping unexpectedly into the monthly funds.

Granted, in general, we are able to resist these siren songs. Most of the exciting entertainments on offer are entirely resistible, even when the menus look good, although we do have a weakness for the “taster menu” nights which pop up from time to time.

Anyway, a few minutes after leaving the station, we were sitting in our pub of choice and ordering our “Pie and a Pint” meals from their special “Pie Week” menu, although I then had to watch as the Beloved drank both of the pints of real ale which turned because I was driving and sniffily partook of my usual Diet Coke...

The way that the “Red Lion” had approached “Pie Week” was to offer two different alternative pies alongside their standard Cheese & Onion option on each night of the week.

On the particular night we were there, these included both Pork and Lamb options, alongside with the Pigeon Pie that was being offered as a starter on the other menu.

But, to preserve a certain amount of mystery about my life, and to try and prove my belief that you really don’t have to share absolutely everything about your life with everyone, I’m not going tell you which pies we chose (Although, you’d probably be able to work it out quite easily from the attached photograph anyway, because I’m nothing if not hypocritical when it comes to such things.) Anyway, the point is that it was a mighty fine pair of pies which we ate for our dinner that evening, and they were very much enjoyed.

Other far more capable writers than I am might now attempt to amuse you with tales of the potted history of the pie, stories of pie-eating competitions, or even with the history of “Pie Week” itself, but I'm not going to do that to you just to increase my measly word-count and pretend that I know far more about pies than other, more eminent pie-based web pages could tell you about at the flick of a search engine, should you wish to explore further.

No, all I want to do now is sit back, loosen my belt, and savour the memory and taste of a mighty fine pie.

“Pie Week…” I hope that you found a way to celebrate it somehow, too.

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