KVETCH 291015

"I deduce from the fact that he let out a long, protracted moan, Watson, that our victim is none other than Mr Kvetch himself!"

I'm not one to complain,
Whinge, kvetch or moan,
But I should make it plain
That I don't like your tone.

"Kvetch" (from Kelvin Clone) - the fragrance that you'll probably like, even though there have been a few complaints

Drinking deeply from
The last of the summer whine
Will make you a kvetch

However you choose to pronounce "tomato", you'll probably get somebody's kvetch up.

Kvetch -
°Person who endlessly whines or complains.
°Person who finds fault with anything.
°Describing a kvetch or kvetcher.
°To whine or complain, often needlessly.