Friday, 23 October 2015

CHARACTER LIM(IT)ERICKS

There once was a chatty old dimwit
He'd talk to any1 given a minute
He'd get in a stew
Cos everything he would do
Exceeded the character lim

From a star distant light did emit
And time it just couldn't dim it
It came from afar
Then bounced off a car
Oh bugger this character limit

An old poet tries to keep his mind quick
By writing a morning limerick
Wants to do it on Twitter
Gets all of a jitter
The character limit ma(kes him quite sick)


R yes, I do see wot U mn
In Txt Spk my wds nd 2B sn
It goes gainst the grain
N causes much pain
Mks my poetry far less serene ;-)

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