WHITE
HEAT
A
poem about computers on TV
Way back when computers were the size of a
room
A mechanical mansion took mankind to the
moon
Nowadays your toaster could fly people to
Mars
Whilst kids hack the Pentagon in flashy
coffee bars
Back then we knew just how the future would
be
Television told us all about this exciting technology
How computers would come to dominate the
earth
Claiming to be our benefactors for all that
was worth
Rooms wall-to-wall with blinking coloured
lights
Burbling familiar bleeps of radiophonic delights
Burbling familiar bleeps of radiophonic delights
Whirring great big spinning spools of
magnetic tape
Electronic machines with our future to
shape
Punchcards were shuffled spat out and fed
back in
Slotted cardboard ghosts now haunting the
machine
The future is arriving - the future is now
TIM
The future’s so much better with a natty
acronym
WOTAN’s Will Operating Thought Analogue
Space Intruder Detector SID had us all agog
REMAK was a Remote Electo-Matic Agent
Killer
Knight Industries Two Thousand was KITT far
sillier
Doctor Who met BOSS intent on world
domination
A Bimorphic Operational Systems Supervising
station
Then ran into the Oracle and the war
machine Mentalis
Surely those computers had far bigger plans
than this
Xoanon just went mad a bit - care of the
mighty Tom
But at least it didn’t want to end all life
with atom bombs
Ziggy stayed at
home whilst Sam leapt to change beliefs
Holly, Hilly and
Queeg add some much needed comic relief
Batman had a Batcomputer in a Batcave that
was Batfreaky
Supersmug Dr Theopolis hung around with
Twiki
There are some friendly helpful ones like
BOX and K9
Whilst Mister Smith the fireplace had the
odd droll line
The General spent time washing
speed-learned minds
But went bang flash because it didn’t know
“Why?”
Out in space the
M5 computer took on Captain Kirk
Wanting in the
main it seemed to put him out of work
Liberator’s ZEN was a big brown ball of
flashing squares
Blew up in deep space where they couldn’t
get the spares
Then Blake’s lot got a SLAVE built into
Scorpio for a time
Which ended up crashing on a planet named
Gauda Prime
Hitch-hiker’s Guidebooks, Deep Thought and
Eddie
And here’s something for which the world’s
not ready
Genuine People Personalities like the one
in Marvin
When Zaphod went a-stealin’ turns out he
got a bargain
You think that a computer ought to be your
pal
Honestly people, does nobody remember HAL?
There’s not much
fight in a flashing box of lights
Unless that is
it’s ORAC - both tetchy and uptight
An automated future setting earth’s people
free
In the bright white heat of new technology
In the blink of a bulb humanity’s fate is
sealed
Gullible mankind starts to see truth
revealed
Like David Brent for every TIM there’s a
BOSS you see
Many of them seem intent on starting World
War Three
Humans must prepare themselves to have new
cyber masters
Who aren’t creative but can count things up
so much faster
In preparation have a set of insolvable
equations ready
Or make computers wonder what precisely love
might be
Save the world once again with a witty
payoff joke
As the room is filling up with big blue
clouds of smoke
So as that tiny tinny voice is fading down
to zero
Rejoice! Rejoice! As the humans are again
the heroes
Yet remember it was Harold who built The
Machine
And people made Samaritan - if you know
what I mean
Computers may be here to stay in pockets
everywhere
Sitting on desks in front of us and
becoming more aware
From time to time remind them who really
pulls the strings
And beware of anybody bearing over-stretched
acronyms
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