A death row of shutters and boarding
Like on any high street in any town
When they tell you the high street is dying
Yet you’re wanting to buy a new phone
All you want is a straightforward phone
All last week you’ve been looking online
What you’re after’s a no-frills unsmart
phone
You’ve researched it extensively online
But because you’re out and about you think
Oh look! Over there’s a Carphone Warehouse
That you’re certain will make life much
simpler
So glad you spotted that Carphone Warehouse
Nervously you find that you’ve entered
Worried that salespeople will pounce
Then they sit you down in a bad chair
Endlessly filling in electronic forms
With a trainee who doesn’t know the system
Waiting forever for the time safe to release
With their manager bellowing all your
details
Loud enough so the dead high street all hears
After all of the waiting they bring out the
phone
In a bright shade of blue that’s not navy
Now they tell you colour you first asked
for
Is not one that they have in stock today
You reluctantly accept the light blue one
Because by now you don’t want to give in
When you get home the ten pounds of credit
Online shops offered isn’t included within
No good turn you do will go unpunished
Life typically turns out quite perverse
Your helpful time-saving suggestion
Turns out it was basically worse
A death row of shutters and boarding
Like on any high street in any town
When they tell you the high street is dying
No wonder we’re all shopping home alone
MAWH,
April 2018
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