SIMPER 191215

"Watson! If this wretched girl tries to simper at me again" said Holmes "I shall have to put her into your hands..."

Forced to wear a jumper from hell

I could only raise a simper

The night as I'm sure you can tell

Ended up no bang & all whimper

"Simper" (from Kelvin Clone) - the fragrance that you most probably got in last year's Secret Santa exchange

The unhappy soul 

Caught her eye with a simper -

The wages of grin

Simper Simon met a pieman

Who took pity on him then & there

That's the beauty of passive aggression

Thought Simon at the fair.

Simper -
°To smile in a frivolous, self-conscious, often coy manner.
°A frivolous, self-conscious smile.