Wednesday, 18 November 2015

ONIOCHALASIA 181115

"From the amount of vegetables stored here the victim had a rare form of oniochalasia, Watson" said Holmes "and he was pickled"

Collecting was his passion
Oniochalasia was his curse
When there was a new fashion
It only made it worse

"Oniochalasia" (from Kelvin Clone) - the fragrance that, if you keep on buying it, we'll keep on supplying it

When you're suffering
From oniochalasia -
It's all appealing

The coroner ruled it was oniochalasia when the mountains of stuff he'd bought collapsed on top of him - he'd had a relax...

Oniochalasia -
°The purchasing of objects as a form of mental relaxation.

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