DIATRIBE 091115

"Is your diatribe over, Watson? Because the game's afoot!" said Holmes.
"I only said 'Good Morning'" I replied wearily.

When I started blogging
(My "daily diatribe" some might say)
All my literary aspirations
Just turned into "Rant of the Day"

"Diatribe" (from Kelvin Clone) - the fragrance that will really give you something to shout about

A full diatribe
Is not easy to achieve
In the haiku form

Not wanting to be in the diatribe became a long and impassioned explanation as to why I would never have wanted to join a gym.

Diatribe -

°An abusive, bitter denunciation.
°A prolonged discourse.