Friday, 6 November 2015

EXPURGATE 061115

"We may wish to expurgate the world of all crime, Watson" said Holmes "but first we need to get out of this wretched garden..."

Asked to expurgate all the wit
And filth from my book -
The "improved" version's so sh*t
It doesn't even have one f**k

"Expurgate" (from Kelvin Clone) - the fragrance that cleanses the soul just enough that you'll scrub up well

Those who expurgate
Take us from reality
To where blandness lies

With his endless cries of "Expurgate! Expurgate!!" no wonder they called my publisher Davros...

Expurgate -
°To edit out rude, incorrect, offensive, useless, or otherwise undesirable information from a book, CD or other publication; to cleanse; to purge.

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