The Zeroth Law of Human Dynamics: If two people are in disharmony with a third person, they must be in perfect agreement with each other, even if, when left alone together, they can’t agree about anything. This law helps define the notion of strange attraction.
The First Law of Human Dynamics: Life and Work are forms of Hope transfer. Hope is invariably lost, but the internal energy of a human life diminishes as work and time are transferred out of it. Therefore, perpetual contentment is impossible.
The Second Law of Human Dynamics: The disappointment of any individual person not in constant interaction with the society surrounding it almost always increases (especially if expectation is greater than achievement). Isolated persons spontaneously evolve towards apoplexy - the state of maximum disappointment with society - in a process known as “aging”. Therefore, perpetual happiness is impossible.
The Third Law of Human Dynamics: The disappointment of a person approaches an inconsistent value as the remaining time available approaches zero. Once the remaining time available to a person is absolutely zero, then their disappointment is typically zero, and its continuation, in all cases, is determined only by the number of different relatives it has left behind to argue over the residue. Specifically, the ongoing disappointment of a person whose issue is absolutely zero is zero.
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