Friday, 9 September 2016

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The world is furious
At North Korea’s great big bomb
Which wasn’t an earthquake

Space X explosion
Was a complex failure
Not just a simple one

French tourists rescued
From cable car in
Terrifying helicopter ride

Deadly train crash
In North-West Spain
All over again

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Warning over
Exploding Galaxy Note 7
Use on planes

One wonders if
There’s a competitor’s App
Which explains it?

Statins benefits
Underestimated heartily
National medication

All schools to be able
To select pupils and fob off
The duff ones to Bash Street

Tenth of wilderness
Lost since nineteen-nineties
Story gets paved over

Princess Anne
Has tests in hospital
After feeling unwell

Storey wins record
Twelfth Paralympic gold
Not all were for bicycling

Three charged
Over Tesco accounts fraud

Charge two get third free

Martin A W Holmes, September 2016



1 comment:

  1. Lovely to see that sense of humour of yours breaking free again!

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