Wednesday, 2 September 2015

PILGARLIC 020915

"The perpetrator of the comb factory job was described as a pilgarlic, Watson, so I also think he is a desperate criminal…!"

It turned out that his fate
Was to have a great hairless dome
Meaning his pilgarlic pate
Had no need of a comb

"Pilgarlic" (from Kelvin Clone) - the after shave that never knows when to give up

The life pilgarlic
Can leave a man without heirs -
And not just in France

PILGARLIC - (archaic except in dialects) a bald head, or a bald headed person who presents a sorry spectacle.

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