#TescoProducts TWITTERGAME

These were my own humble contributions to the “Tesco Horsemeat Scandal” Twittergame which set off this week.

Sadly, I wasn’t responsible for “A Selection of Horse Douvres” or “Granulated Shergar” (which both had the whiff of utter genius about them…), nor did I contribute “Nag For Life”, but these efforts did help to keep the game going for a while…

#TescoProducts So long as we still get our PonyClubCard points

#TescoProducts Black Bess's Frozen Yorkshire Puddings

#TescoProducts A Selection of Red & White Whinneys

#TescoProducts Horsewhipped Cream

#TescoProducts I Can't Believe It's Not Bucephalus

#TescoProducts The entire "Trigger Value" range

#TescoProducts Moet & Champion Champion

#TescoProducts Sliced Pickled Beetrotter

#TescoProducts Saddlebread

#TescoProducts Colman's English Mustang

#TescoProducts Opalomino Fruits

#TescoProducts Shire Support Tights

#TescoProducts Seabiscuit Assortment

#TescoProducts Quilted International Velvet Toilet Tissue