Tuesday 11 June 2019

DEDICATED TO DESMOND


DEDICATED TO DESMOND

It’s the Desmond Llewelyn dedication
Muttered quietly under the breath
When a meeting goes on far too long
Carrying with it the stench of death

“Dedicated to Desmond” I softly mutter
“What’s that you said?” they cry
“That I believe I heard you utter...?”
“Oh, nothing...” I reply

It’s the Desmond Llewelyn dedication
I have to use it far too often
When the talk is all “going forward”
And ordinary people get forgotten

“Dedicated to Desmond” I softly mutter
“What’s that you said?” they cry
“That I thought that I heard you utter...?”
“Oh, nothing...” I reply

It’s the Desmond Llewelyn dedication
I seem to use it all the time
In order to get through another day
Business people can be such swine

“Dedicated to Desmond” I softly mutter
“What’s that you said?” they cry
“That Im certain I heard you utter...?”
“Oh, nothing...” I reply

It’s the Desmond Llewelyn dedication
Whispered quietly at that big table
In response to their latest nonsense
As they weave some management fable

“Dedicated to Desmond” I softly mutter
“What’s that you said?” they cry
“That I know that I heard you utter...?”
“Oh, nothing...” I reply

It’s a Doctor Who production code
For “The Face of Evil” - you can look it up
But if you think that’s being too obscure
Keep on staring into your coffee cup

“Dedicated to Desmond” I softly mutter
“What’s that you said?” they cry
“That Im convinced I heard you utter...?”
“Oh, nothing...” I reply

It’s the Desmond Llewelyn dedication
A useful phrase - you might find - for you
When you’re asked to salute some flagpole
But those bastards deserve a “For Q”


Martin A W Holmes, June 2019




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