Wearing little more than his underwear
All her problems really start right there
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Her stepdad's been taken over by the Master
Although he's really a disguised robot
Meanwhile young Peri's wearing a bikini
Rescued by a bloke showing all he's got
Plenty of people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
A sprightly young American missy
With a tendency to whinge and whine
Wearing short shorts and low-cut blouses
Why do people keep staring all the time
Power-crazed people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
She's smart though (everyone should know it)
Telling one and all she's a botanist
They sagely nod and keep on drooling
Wondering if they can get her pissed
Pathetic people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
A sprightly young American missy
With a tendency to whinge and whine
Wearing short shorts and low-cut blouses
Why do people keep staring all the time
Power-crazed people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
She's smart though (everyone should know it)
Telling one and all she's a botanist
They sagely nod and keep on drooling
Wondering if they can get her pissed
Pathetic people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
She goes for a flight with a youngish geezer
But gets lusted over by a psycho in a mask
Who builds robots of her in a spare moment
What he does with 'em we don't like to ask
Plainly potty people pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Despite all this she's feeling very poorly
She's been poisoned by a monster's nest
And whilst Peri's clearly nearly dying
Too many folk are looking at her chest
Plenty of people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
The Doctor came over all peculiar
All noble of brow and clear of gaze
He tried to throttle the life from her
Which made a nice change (in many ways)
Power-crazed people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Quillam was another masked man
Made bitter by his deformity
He spots her in his Punishment Dome
Thinks "Peri - now that's the girl for me!"
Pathetic people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Now when Shockeye spots a tasty morsel
He wants to tenderise her thighs
Although Jamie is more of a breast man
Sees her outfit and can't believe his eyes
Plainly potty people pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Plenty of people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
The Doctor came over all peculiar
All noble of brow and clear of gaze
He tried to throttle the life from her
Which made a nice change (in many ways)
Power-crazed people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Quillam was another masked man
Made bitter by his deformity
He spots her in his Punishment Dome
Thinks "Peri - now that's the girl for me!"
Pathetic people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Now when Shockeye spots a tasty morsel
He wants to tenderise her thighs
Although Jamie is more of a breast man
Sees her outfit and can't believe his eyes
Plainly potty people pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
The Karfel Borad's only half a human
Got himself mixed up with a dinosaur
Decides he'd like to breed with Peri
Does she have to lay an egg (we're not sure)
Plenty of people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
When Jobel started perving over Peri
Despite his wig he got all in a twist
Her rival spiked him with a syringeful
But it's not Viagra that makes him a stiff
Power-crazed people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
You start to think Eric has got some issues
Maybe doing a bit of pervin' on his own
Thrashing out ideas on his typewriter
Wondering how he might get her alone
Pathetic people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Thrashing out ideas on his typewriter
Wondering how he might get her alone
Pathetic people are pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
She formed an alliance with Yrcanos
When young shavers took her brains out
This made that Warlord really cross
Platoons of potty people pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
A sorry ending to her universal travels
Plainly potty people pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Martin A W Holmes, July 2018
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
A sorry ending to her universal travels
Then again (if you think the Matrix lied)
Maybe she hitched her wagon to a Warlord
Somehow it seems she never really died
Maybe she hitched her wagon to a Warlord
Somehow it seems she never really died
Plainly potty people pervin' over Peri
Monsters manifestly messin' with Miss Brown
A whole universe of lusting lotharios
No wonder Peri always needs to frown
Martin A W Holmes, July 2018
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