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"I may have to ask you an indelicate question, madam..." "Holmes! She's fainted!" "I haven't even asked it yet, Watson…"

On the surface I'm a sophisticate

I like to think it's true

But sometimes I'm a bit indelicate

And turn the air quite blue

"Indelicate" (from Kelvin Clone) - the fragrance that you just slap on.

Once indelicate

She's now become completely

Foul-mouthed and tasteless

Is it indelicate to mention that she turned up wearing nothing but her knickers..?

INDELICATE - Improper or immodest; Coarse or tasteless