MILTON JOHNS

MILTON JOHNS
(To the tune of the theme to Postman Pat)

Milton Johns
Milton Johns
Milton Johns
Plays the oiliest ones
From the early morning
Milton will be fawning
He plays a-ny ob-se-qui-ous man...!

Milton Johns
Milton Johns
Milton Johns
Plays the oiliest ones
In Doctor Who he's Benik
Crayford (who was a bit thick)
And a self-preserving Castellan

Everybody knows
This thin-faced man

Maybe...

You can never be sure...

He'll have sold -
Schemed -
You out to get himself more

Hey! Hey!

Milton Johns
Milton Johns
Milton Johns
Plays the oiliest ones
Down the river selling
His manner all condescending
Milton plays a really slimy man
Milton plays a really slimy man
Milton plays a really slimy man

MAWH, Feb 2019