LOCKDOWNNIVERSARY

 How to celebrate the Lockdownniversary...?

Make a five tier toilet roll wedding cake replica, perhaps...?

Park on a couch made of tins of beans and Binge-watch a brand new show...?

Point at passing people and then make some “that’s not two metres!” bunting...?

Maybe try some poetry...?

LOCKDOWNNIVERSARY 

Must we remind the forgetful 

Of the derision and disdain

Our politicians and press

Had for Italy and Spain

When for several weeks before

When their outlook looked so grim

They took sensible precautions

Unlike the likes of him...

Who shouted to the rafters

“That’s not the British way!”

“The economy is everything!”

Such a price we’ve had to pay

And now a year’s slid swiftly by

Seasons merging into one

History blurred and edited

By those who think the sun...

Still shines from his a-hole

The devious bamboozling prick

And his parliament of rogues

Who really make us sick

So happy lockdownniversary

To survivors everywhere 

Let’s hope we’ve used our time quite well 

To create a world more fair

MAWH, 230321