ELEMENTARY SHERLOCK
Now that the godawful British TV
Has nothing at all to offer to me
My telly viewing's been on DVD
Binge-watching the show Elementary
Preconceptions get a bit of a knock
My opinion might very well shock
Yet risking becoming a laughing stock
It's far more rewatchable than Sherlock
MAWH, Dec 2017
Saturday, 30 December 2017
Monday, 25 December 2017
AN ENTIRE DOCTOR WHO
AN ENTIRE DOCTOR WHO
How can we have had
An entire Doctor Who
In the space and time
Since my mother died
How can there have been
An entire televisual
Span of a Time Lord
That she never saw
How could this happen
Even just those eyebrows
Were a month after
She would breathe no more
MAWH, Dec 2017
How can we have had
An entire Doctor Who
In the space and time
Since my mother died
How can there have been
An entire televisual
Span of a Time Lord
That she never saw
How could this happen
Even just those eyebrows
Were a month after
She would breathe no more
MAWH, Dec 2017
Thursday, 21 December 2017
BBC PLEA
BBC PLEA
I always used to love
The dear old BBC
Once upon a time
They made such great TV
Instead of ghastly nonsense
For all the family
Or soapy so-called dramas
That are far too shouty
Could you just once
Respond to my heartfelt plea
And actually make some programmes
That I'd like to see
MAWH, Dec 2017
I always used to love
The dear old BBC
Once upon a time
They made such great TV
Instead of ghastly nonsense
For all the family
Or soapy so-called dramas
That are far too shouty
Could you just once
Respond to my heartfelt plea
And actually make some programmes
That I'd like to see
MAWH, Dec 2017
Another year passes with not one new drama I've bothered looking at and not one "entertainment" show I'd bother crossing the room to hit the on switch for... Two or three old favourites still get recorded out of habit, but even they often get deleted without a viewing. If it wasn't for the Radios 3 & 4, the entire lot would simply pass me by...
Thursday, 14 December 2017
IT IS FORBIDDEN (PART ONE) LYRICS
If anybody wants to work up the music for this (I’m
thinking a Leonard Cohen/Tom Waits vibe) we might decide to enter it for
Eurovision ;-)
(This, by the way, is how you end up with “Dalek
Invasion of Earth, the Musical” or a full concept album)
IT IS FORBIDDEN (Part One)
It is forbidden (forbidden)
To dump bodies
Into the river (the river)
It might be a river (the river)
It looks like
Moving water to me
Radiation nil (Oxygen normal)
Pressure normal
It’s an Earth reading
We might be
We might be
Somewhere in London (the river)
It is forbidden (forbidden)
To dump bodies
Into the river (the river)
It's uncanny
The word I was looking for
Was decay
It's most odd (Most odd)
I wouldn't spoil your
Homecoming for all the world
Pretty deserted
Probably Sunday
It is forbidden (forbidden)
To dump bodies
Into the river (the river)
Look at all this neglect
All over the place
It's been abandoned
(All of it)
There's always a mess
With construction (construction)
There's not a sign of any
People anywhere
It is forbidden (forbidden)
To dump bodies
Into the river (the river)
Be careful, my child
The ship!
Don't go too near, my boy
Don't go too near, my boy
(It’s not safe)
The whole bridge has collapsed
It's all crumbling
We're going to need help
It's all crumbling
We're going to need help
To shift this
It is forbidden (forbidden)
To dump bodies
Into the river (the river)
Here we are
Standing by the Thames
We've been here quite a while
(How long?)
Quarter of an hour
Twenty minutes?
What have we heard?
What have we heard?
Nothing (Precisely nothing)
It is forbidden (forbidden)
To dump bodies
Into the river (the river)
No sound of birdsong
No voices - No sound of shipping
Not even the chimes
Of old Big Ben (Uncanny)
What you need is
A jolly good smacked bottom
I'll go and wet my handkerchief
In the river (the river)
It is forbidden (forbidden)
To dump bodies
Into the river (the river)
It is forbidden (forbidden)
To dump bodies
Into the river (the river)
MAWH, December 2017
Wednesday, 13 December 2017
UNSEEN TOWBAR
UNSEEN TOWBAR
There's an awful pain
Such a pain the like of which
We will never talk
The pain of a shin
Hitting an unseen towbar
In the morning dark
MAWH, 131217
There's an awful pain
Such a pain the like of which
We will never talk
The pain of a shin
Hitting an unseen towbar
In the morning dark
MAWH, 131217
Sunday, 10 December 2017
SUNDAY AFTERNOON POEMETTE
SUNDAY AFTERNOON POEMETTE
Full of a cold
I haven't ventured
More than a few feet
Outdoors into the snow
My head hurts
I cracked open
The box set I bought
Of brand new Twin Peaks
Two episodes in
My head hurts
If I'd gone to
A modern art show
Arm brain in a tree
Would make me say "Toss Wank"
My brain hurts
MAWH,101217
Full of a cold
I haven't ventured
More than a few feet
Outdoors into the snow
My head hurts
I cracked open
The box set I bought
Of brand new Twin Peaks
Two episodes in
My head hurts
If I'd gone to
A modern art show
Arm brain in a tree
Would make me say "Toss Wank"
My brain hurts
MAWH,101217
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