COCKROACH

“Oh, look at me…! I’m such a dingbat…! I’ve set off the alarm again…. HahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!”

THIS, ultimately is why human beings will eventually be out-evolved by the cockroach.

This refusal to learn anything from our mistakes and, instead, feign embarrassment, make a virtue of our own stupidity, and turn the whole thing into one great big flaming joke.

“Oh! I’ve spilt my tea…! HahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!”

The cockroach will not bother with such ineptitude. The cockroach will instead bite the head off the useless retrograde, dismiss it from its thoughts, and continue onwards with its steady march towards total world domination.

It knows little, of course, of its place in the universe, or that its domination of the planet is ultimately doomed to end when the great big light in the sky expands and swallows its world, but it cares not about it, either.

The idiot humans will be long gone and very probably have been consumed by their insect overlords and replacements, and the cold, unfeeling, uncaring universe will barely notice the passing of either.

But, maybe, as they lay amongst the festering food pile waiting to be eaten, the last of the humans will have sent out a final thought, perhaps something along the lines that they wished that they’d paid more attention, and tried to learn something as they went through life when they had teetered briefly on the very pinnacle of the food chain.

Instead of making a bloody great joke of their own incompetence and ineptitude.

Stupid bloody species, they deserve everything they get…