How to celebrate the Lockdownniversary...?
Make a five tier toilet roll wedding cake replica, perhaps...?
Park on a couch made of tins of beans and Binge-watch a brand new show...?
Point at passing people and then make some “that’s not two metres!” bunting...?
Maybe try some poetry...?
LOCKDOWNNIVERSARY
Must we remind the forgetful
Of the derision and disdain
Our politicians and press
Had for Italy and Spain
When for several weeks before
When their outlook looked so grim
They took sensible precautions
Unlike the likes of him...
Who shouted to the rafters
“That’s not the British way!”
“The economy is everything!”
Such a price we’ve had to pay
And now a year’s slid swiftly by
Seasons merging into one
History blurred and edited
By those who think the sun...
Still shines from his a-hole
The devious bamboozling prick
And his parliament of rogues
Who really make us sick
So happy lockdownniversary
To survivors everywhere
Let’s hope we’ve used our time quite well
To create a world more fair
MAWH, 230321
