Harry and Meghan
Meghan and Harry
Announced to the world
Their decision to marry
Markle and Windsor
Windsor and Markle
Show off a bloody big ring
With a ruddy great sparkle
Markle and Windsor
Windsor and Markle
Show off a bloody big ring
With a ruddy great sparkle
The Prince and the Actress
The Actress and the Prince
Two diamonds from his mother’s
Personal collection of precious things
The plebs and the oiks
The oiks and the plebs
Will forget all of their problems
Where there's a marriage with celebs
The cynics and the grumblers
The grumblers and the cynics
Wonder what the fuss is for
When there's a country to be fixed
The nobodies and non-stars
The non-stars and nobodies
Keep on lapping up this most
Tiresome of human follies
Meghan and Harry
Harry and Meghan
Seems the most important thing
Since the universe began
Windsor and Markle
Markle and Windsor
The most eligible bloke
Is the one who wins her
The actress and the prince
The prince and the actress
Hiding other great big stories
Of a government in distress
The oiks and the plebs
The plebs and the oiks
Waving flags at the gates
Of the big house with the spikes
The grumblers and the cynics
The cynics and the grumblers
Wonder if we've a personal
Wonder if we've a personal
Diamond collection among us
The non-stars and nobodies
The nobodies and non-stars
Wonder if they might suggest
Their diamonds are really ours
MAWH, November 27th 2017
(That reminds me, I must see how my own personal diamond collection is getting on... Oh...)
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